Thursday, May 14, 2015

Pilot Review: Wayward Pines

Wayward Pines (Thursdays at 9:00 on Fox; Premieres May 14)

If you're looking for a weird, fun summer distraction, you could do a lot worse than Wayward Pines.

2015 Fall Schedule: The CW

Monday

8:00 - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (NEW)
9:00 - Jane the Virgin

I'm surprised that Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is the only new show The CW is debuting in the fall, especially since it will need to be extensively retooled over the next couple of months (it was originally a racy half-hour pilot for premium cable network Showtime). And it gets one of the hardest timeslots to attempt a launch, up against The Voice and Supergirl, though Jane the Virgin feels like a good fit for it.

Tuesday

8:00 - The Flash
9:00 - iZombie

This pair of shows has been a success, with The Flash's huge ratings leading iZombie to being the third highest rated show on the network in the 18-49 demo, so it's no surprise that The CW didn't want to mess with this combination.

Wednesday

8:00 - Arrow
9:00 - Supernatural

I would have moved Supernatural, since it's so resilient thanks to a rabid fanbase, but with Empire occupying the 9:00 slot on Fox, it's probably better to not introduce a new show. Plus The 100 did much better before Empire came along, so it'll come back at midseason.

Thursday

8:00 - The Vampire Diaries
9:00 - The Originals (New Timeslot)

Entering its third season, The Originals finally moves to the slot many thought it would have from the beginning: following its parent series. The Vampire Diaries is struggling right now. Its ratings have tanked, and its leading lady is departing at the end of this season. So next year will be a complete reboot, and if The CW can find a way to reach the fans who abandoned the show over the years and get them to see the rebooted version, maybe this won't be the end of the line.

Friday

8:00 - Reign (New Timeslot)
9:00 - America's Next Top Model (New Timeslot)

As expected, Reign is getting sent off to die on Fridays. It's doing terribly on Thursdays currently, and it probably won't do much better on Fridays, but something has to air there and better this than another new show (since The Messengers debuted lower than low last month) or a slot full of repeats. I expect more reality (Whose Line, perhaps) to take over after Top Model ends.

Midseason

The CW's highest profile project, a third show in its DC Universe titled Legends of Tomorrow, will debut midseason, as will Containment (formerly Cordon). The 100 will return as well, with Beauty and the Beast likely to return next summer (the third season begins next month, and it was already renewed for a fourth). Whose Line Is It Anyway? will also return.

Congratulations are in order for Mark Pedowitz; he took a floundering network and made strides to turn it around this past season. The Flash is huge, Arrow is still strong, and Jane the Virgin has brought the network its first ever top tier accolades. With such a strong lineup, few changes needed to be made, as can be evidenced by only one new show premiering this fall. I don't have much to critique here, except that I would have used The Flash to launch a new show (Containment, probably) in the fall and bring iZombie back at midseason. although the midseason schedule will be tricky. Will iZombie be a limited run? Will Legends of Tomorrow follow The Flash, Arrow, or something else entirely? Will Reign last on Fridays, or will it go the route of Beauty and the Beast and be pulled in favor of a summer run? Does Supernatural stay on Wednesdays, or does it move so one of the new midseason shows can follow it? For now, The CW can enjoy its stability, for the first time in a long time.

Read full descriptions of the new shows after the jump.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

2015 Fall Schedule: CBS

Monday

8:00 - The Big Bang Theory (New Timeslot)
8:30 - Life in Pieces (NEW)
8:00 - Supergirl (NEW - Beginning in November)
9:00 - Scorpion
10:00 - NCIS: Los Angeles

Much like last season, Big Bang and new single-cam Life in Pieces will air on Mondays to start the season while football occupies Thursday nights. Then they will move, with Supergirl taking over the 8:00 hour and going head-to-head with fellow DC Comic adaptation Gotham. Conspicuously absent from this version of Monday nights is 2 Broke Girls, which has aired on Mondays for four seasons.

Tuesday

8:00 - NCIS
9:00 - NCIS: New Orleans
10:00 - Limitless (NEW)

NCIS hit historic lows this season in the 18-49 demo, but it's still one of the most-watched shows on television, so I didn't expect to see it vacate its timeslot just yet. That honor goes to Person of Interest, which not only moves out of its timeslot form this season (Tuesday at 10:00), it's off the schedule completely until midseason and received a shortened 13-episode order. So it's being replaced by Limitless, which is produced by and will occasionally star Bradley Cooper.

Wednesday

8:00 - Survivor
9:00 - Criminal Minds
10:00 - Code Black (NEW)

With how many shows CBS has to slot in, I wouldn't be surprised if Survivor and/or The Amazing Race (especially the latter) only does one cycle in the upcoming season, but both are on the fall schedule. CSI: Cyber moves out of its current slot to be replaced by Code Black.

Thursday

8:00 - Thursday Night Football
8:00 - The Big Bang Theory (Beginning in November)
8:30 - Life in Pieces (Beginning in November)
9:00 - Mom (Beginning in November)
9:30 - Angel from Hell (NEW - Beginning in November)
10:00 - Elementary (Beginning in November)

I don't understand why Elementary isn't being moved away from this timeslot, especially considering how high the ad rates are for Thursdays and how low its ratings are. It seems like a prime slot to launch a high-profile new show, maybe something male-skewing (Limitless?) that could compete with the success of How to Get Away with Murder. It's also odd that CBS is dropping two new single-cam comdies into a block that was traditionally multi-cam (and with multi-cam lead-ins).

Friday

8:00 - The Amazing Race
9:00 - Hawaii Five-0
10:00 - Blue Bloods

If Limitless and Code Black are successes, I would expect Person of Interest to possibly end up on this night at midseason. For now, no changes.

Sunday

7:00 - 60 Minutes
8:00 - Madam Secretary
9:00 - The Good Wife
10:00 - CSI: Cyber (New Timeslot) 

The only show on the move from spring is CSI: Cyber, which takes over the slot its parent show occupied last fall. It'll also be picking up its parents show's star when Ted Danson joins the cast (and losing one of its own as Peter MacNicol departs).

Midseason

A slew of veteran shows join the lineup midseason: drama Person of Interest; comedies 2 Broke Girls, Mike & Molly, and The Odd Couple; and reality series Undercover Boss. They'll be joined by two new dramas: Rush Hour and Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders.

This is a ridiculous schedule. Why renew so many shows and order so many new shows when you don't have the space to air them? One comedy is typically held "for midseason," AKA to fill in for a failed newbie, but three? Even if both new comedies fail, that still leaves one of the three held comedies without a slot. It looks like they designed this schedule to have "outs" if new shows failed (Life in Pieces, Angel from Hell, Supergirl), but it also doesn't make much sense. I hate that Thursday Night Football messes with the schedule so much, having to follow Big Bang around the week, not allowing new shows to debut until November sweeps when viewers are already settled into habits and have already committed (or not) to new shows... it's annoying. And they didn't do themselves any favors by keeping the remaining slots so stagnant, particularly Sundays. They're banking hard on known properties for their new dramas, but I'm not sure if that'll pan out... not all of them sound particularly promising.

Read full descriptions of the new series after the jump.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

2015 Fall Schedule: ABC

Monday

8:00 - Dancing with the Stars
10:00 - Castle

The world keeps changing, but Monday nights on ABC never will.

Tuesday

8:00 - The Muppets (NEW)
8:30 - Fresh Off the Boat (New Timeslot)
9:00 - Agents of SHIELD
10:00 - Quantico (NEW)

The Muppets is a good place to start in fixing the Tuesday night schedule, but I don't think it pairs very well with Fresh Off the Boat, which would have benefited from being moved to the Wednesday comedy block (much like The Goldbergs was this season). And this shows just how much faith ABC must have in Quantico to give it the death slot.

Wednesday

8:00 - The Middle
8:30 - The Goldbergs
9:00 - Modern Family
9:30 - black-ish
10:00 - Nashville

No changes to Wednesdays? That's confusing. The Middle could have easily been moved to the Tuesday block to make room for Fresh Off the Boat, and black-ish is going to have to prove itself as not relying solely on its lead-in sooner or later. I guess ABC just wants to do it later. And why Nashville, which in all likelihood will not last past this upcoming season, isn't being moved is beyond me. Perhaps they're hoping whatever CBS places there will fail, so that Nashville can be low-rated but still near the top of the hourly ratings? No clue.

Thursday

8:00 - Grey's Anatomy
9:00 - Scandal
10:00 - How to Get Away with Murder

I really don't know how the hell ABC is going to fit in all their renewed and new shows if they're not making any damn changes to the schedule! But Thursday was never going to change; TGIT was a powerhouse for them this past fall.

Friday

8:00 - Last Man Standing
8:30 - Dr. Ken (NEW)
9:00 - Shark Tank
10:00 - 20/20

Dr. Ken, as a multi-camera sitcom, was destined to land on Fridays with Last Man Standing. I don't see it lighting the airwaves on fire.

Sunday

8:00 - Once Upon a Time
9:00 - Oil (NEW)
10:00 - Of Kings and Prophets (NEW)

I would have moved Nashville to the 10:00 slot here, debuted The Family on Wednedays, and time-shared these two new dramas over the course of the season. But I don't run a network. I don't see Oil capitalizing much on the Once Upon a Time family audience (at least what's left of it, after a disappointingly rated fourth season), and the Bible trend seems to be dying out if A.D.'s current ratings are any indication, so that doesn't bode well for Of Kings and Prophets.

Midseason

As expected, The Catch, the new series from Shonda Rhimes, will take over the Thursday 10:00 slot when How to Get Away with Murder finishes its season. The Family will take the Sunday 10:00 slot after Of Kings and Prophets completes its limited run. Returning drama Agent Carter will once again bridge the two halves of Agents of SHIELD's season, with Galavant similarly bridging the halves of Once Upon a Time's season. Secrets & Lies will return midseason to air in Nashville's timeslot while that show goes on winter hiatus. (The Bachelor also returns to air Mondays while Dancing with the Stars is between cycles.) Wicked City is currently expected to air on Tuesdays at 10:00, either in between fall and spring editions of Quantico, or permanently if Quantico fails. The Muppets will have a limited run in the fall/winter, with Fresh Off the Boat moving to 8:00 on Tuesdays to launch The Real O'Neals. Only returning drama American Crime and new comedy Uncle Buck do not have preliminary plans in place.

ABC needed to make some moves with this schedule, and they didn't. They renewed a slew of low-rated shows, which was mistake number one, and then didn't even try to fix other problem areas (Tuesdays and Sundays) by making moves... just substituting shows. YAWN.

Read full descriptions of the new shows after the jump.

Monday, May 11, 2015

2015 Fall Schedule: Fox

Monday

8:00 - Gotham
9:00 - Minority Report (NEW)

Unsurprisingly, Fox is using its highest-profile drama to launch one of its many new genre offerings. Minority Report was the network's biggest drama acquisition (aside from possibly Scream Queens), so it makes sense to give it one of the best lead-ins possible.

Tuesday

8:00 - Grandfathered (NEW)
8:30 - The Grinder (NEW)
9:00 - Scream Queens (NEW)

Tuesdays are a rough night for all the networks, and Fox's attempt to remedy that is with a new night of comedies. Grandfathered and The Grinder seem like a match made in heaven, with beloved sitcom stars John Stamos and Rob Lowe, respectively, starring. Scream Queens has a built-in audience thanks to creator Ryan Murphy and an all-star cast of both young and old performers. It should easily boost the night's viewership.

Wednesday

8:00 - Rosewood (NEW)
9:00 - Empire

To cash in on the insane popularity of Empire, I think it's a good thing that it will be returning in the fall rather than at midseason (especially since it can be used to promote the midseason lineup now). Rosewood doesn't seem like much of a fit with it, aside from both having strong, well-known African American male leads, and I'm a bit confused as to why Fox wouldn't move Empire to 8:00 in order to use it as a lead-in. (I'm also a little confused as to why Rosewood wouldn't undergo a title change, to avoid confusion with Pretty Little Liars.)

Thursday

8:00 - Bones
9:00 - Sleepy Hollow (New Timeslot)

This looks like Fox pulling an NBC from a couple seasons ago and just giving up on Thursday nights for the time being. Bones is very low-rated at the moment, and Sleepy Hollow had a pretty steep decline in both quality and viewership in its second season, so going head-to-head with Scandal (in all likelihood, though not yet official) and Thursday Night Football doesn't show much confidence in the show... but I guess it's better than throwing a new series into the timeslot with a weakened lead-in and stiff competition.

Friday

8:00 - Masterchef Junior (New Timeslot)
9:00 - World's Funniest Fails (New Timeslot)

Despite being one of the few good surprises in its lineup this past season, Masterchef Junior gets bumped to Fridays, where Gordon Ramsay has had a strong presence for many seasons. Also, I assume that if any of the new dramas fail, it can be moved quickly from Fridays to fill in.

Sunday

7:30 - Bob's Burgers
8:00 - The Simpsons
8:30 - Brooklyn Nine-Nine
9:00 - Family Guy
9:30 - The Last Man on Earth

I assume The Last Man on Earth's second season will be as short as its first, because Fox has Seth MacFarlane's perpetually delayed new animated series Bordertown still to slot in, and it would need to go into the animation block somewhere, most likely after Family Guy. But for the fall, there are no changes to the night, which is solid for them, if not nearly as big as it once was.

Midseason

Fox will use the NFC Championship game to launch the six-episode revival of The X-Files, which will then move to Mondays to take over for Gotham durings its hiatus. Veteran comedy New Girl is being held for midseason as well, returning to the Tuesday lineup to help launch another new show, The Guide to Surviving Life (and reportedly to give star Zooey Deschannel time to have her baby). When that happens, Fox will once again have a two-hour sitcom block, with all but one being freshmen. American Idol will also return for a final season (can you believe it?!) in January, along with new dramas Lucifer and The Frankenstein Code, the former of which will be paired with The X-Files for a short time and then Gotham on Mondays and the latter of which will likely replace Sleepy Hollow on Thursdays.

This looks like a pretty strong schedule from the flailing network, which had only one major hit this season (Empire) and one minor one (Gotham, which started strong but faded by spring). Fox is starting to cut the dead weight by saying goodbye to The Mindy Project and renewing American Idol for a final season, and by tapping into known properties and/or established fanbases (Scream Queens, Minority Report, The X Files, Lucifer). Hopefully they can dig themselves out of the hole Kevin Reilly got them into with some of these moves.

Read full descriptions of the new shows after the jump.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

2015 Fall Schedule: NBC

Monday

8:00 - The Voice
10:00 - Blindspot (NEW)

Even though The Voice is the best lead-in NBC can give to a show, they have had little-to-no success moving successful shows in the Monday 10:00 timeslot to other places on the schedule. Revolution bombed in its second season after a strong start, State of Affairs never really even got off the ground, and now The Blacklist is lower rated than Law & Order: SVU, Chicago Fire, and Chicago P.D. after moving to Thursdays. So while this shows a vote of confidence in Blindspot, it doesn't bode well for its future.

Tuesday

8:00 - The Voice
9:00 - Heartbreaker (NEW)
10:00 - Best Time Ever with Neil Patrick Harris (NEW)
10:00 - Chicago Fire (beginning in November)

I'm not surprised NBC axed the Tuesday comedies, but I am surprised they're putting Heartbreaker in the 9:00 timeslot. If they're going to put a medical drama there, why not the Chicago Fire spin-off Chicago Med? I completely forgot about Neil Patrick Harris's variety show, which preempts Chicago Fire until sweeps, but this is as good a place as any to put an experimental series like that, considering how weak all the networks have been on Tuesday nights.

Wednesday

8:00 - The Mysteries of Laura
9:00 - Law & Order: SVU
10:00 - Chicago P.D.

Shockingly, there's not a single change to the Wednesday night line-up. Perhaps NBC assumed Fox would try to get Empire back on the air for the fall and didn't want to risk throwing a new show up against it? Wednesdays are relatively stable for NBC, even though Laura is very low-rated, so I suppose NBC is focusing on building up other nights.

Thursday

8:00 - Heroes: Reborn (NEW)
9:00 - The Blacklist
10:00 - The Player (NEW)

So despite their all-drama Thursdays not exactly panning out this spring, NBC is trying again in the fall. I don't exactly agree with the decision for the Heroes reboot to kick off the night, especially since it will be going head-to-head with Thursday Night Football (and is similarly male-skewing), but what do I know? It's at least higher profile than The Slap was this season. I'm nervous for The Player, since The Blacklist is at crazy lows right now (and it will likely be facing ABC's highly rated How to Get Away with Murder).

Friday

8:00 - Undateable (New Timeslot)
8:30 - People Are Talking (NEW)
9:00 - Grimm
10:00 - Dateline 

Fridays used to be a haven for sitcoms, and this is a decent experiment for NBC. Tuesdays didn't work out very well, and Thursdays aren't really an option for them right now (though they could conceivably try Thursday comedies again at midseason when the Coach revival debuts, possibly with the Eva Longoria vehicle Hot & Bothered). So Fridays are a low-key, low-stress way to try something new. It will be an interesting battle if ABC keeps their multi-camera block in the same timeslot. Undateable was a good choice to try this with, especially since the third season will be all live episodes, a much cheaper option than traditionally-produced episodes. It'll keep costs down to increase the potential for success. And maybe Grimm can climb a bit if it gets a decent lead-in.

Sunday

Sunday Night Football

Midseason

On tap for midseason, NBC has a handful of new comedies in Coach, Hot & Bothered (formerly Telenovela), Crowded, and Superstore. New dramas coming midseason include Chicago Med, Game of Silence, Emerald City (which was, oddly, not part of the announcement), Shades of Blue, and You, Me and the End of the World (formerly Apocalypse), as well as miniseries The Reaper. Shows returning at midseason include The Celebrity Apprentice, The Biggest Loser, and The Night Shift. NBC also announced the first in a series of films to be produced by Dolly Parton, titled Coat of Many Colors. Hopefully they can figure out a way to successfully program their Sunday nights post-football that doesn't involve a bunch of dramas destined for the trash heap (maybe Shades of Blue, starring Jennifer Lopez, would be a good place to start there).

This is a frustratingly stagnant schedule. The only returning show moved around the schedule is Undateable, with the low-rated Wednesday night lineup still in tact and The Blacklist still on Thursdays at 9:00 despite hitting lows I would never have predicted it would hit this early in its run. I think the Thursday lineup, in general, is destined to crash and burn, unless some truly heavy promotion for Heroes: Reborn can breathe life into everything... but considering how low the show was when it went off the air five years ago, coupled with its direct competition in Thursday Night Football (and likely The Big Bang Theory come October when the Thursday night games are over), I'm not exactly optimistic. But I've been wrong before and could easily be wrong again.

Read descriptions of all the new shows after the jump.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

2014-2015 Season: Status of All Broadcast Shows

*Updated May 11 Here is the complete list of shows which aired in the 2014-2015 season on a broadcast network and their current status: renewed, canceled, or awaiting announcement. The list will be updated as new information becomes available.

ABC

Renewed: Agent Carter, Agents of SHIELD, American Crime, America's Funniest Home Videos, The Bachelor, Beyond the Tank, Black-ish, Castle, Dancing with the Stars, Fresh Off the Boat, Galavant, The Goldbergs, The Great Christmas Light Fight, Grey's Anatomy, How to Get Away with Murder, Last Man Standing, The Middle, Modern Family, Nashville, Once Upon a Time, Scandal, Secrets & Lies, Shark Tank

Canceled: Cristela, Forever, Manhattan Love Story, Revenge, Resurrection, Selfie, The Taste

Awaiting Fate: Repeat After Me

CBS

Renewed: 2 Broke Girls, The Amazing Race, The Big Bang Theory, Blue Bloods, Criminal Minds, CSI: Cyber, Elementary, The Good Wife, Hawaii Five-0, Madam Secretary, Mike & Molly, Mom, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, NCIS: New Orleans, The Odd Couple, Person of Interest, Scorpion, Survivor, Undercover Boss

Canceled: Battle Creek, CSI, The McCarthys, The Mentalist, The Millers, Stalker, Two and a Half Men

The CW

Renewed: The 100, America's Next Top Model, Arrow, Beauty and the Beast, The Flash, Jane the Virgin, iZombie, The Originals, Reign, Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Canceled: Hart of Dixie, The Messengers

Fox

Renewed: American Idol, Bob's Burgers, Bones, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Empire, Family Guy, Gotham, Hell's Kitchen, The Last Man on Earth, Masterchef, New Girl, The Simpsons, Sleepy Hollow

Canceled: Backstrom, The Following, Glee, Gracepoint, The Mindy Project, Mulaney, Red Band Society, Utopia, Weird Loners

NBC

Renewed: The Biggest Loser, The Blacklist, The Celebrity Apprentice, Chicago Fire, Chicago P.D., Grimm, Law & Order: SVU, The Mysteries of Laura, The Night Shift, Undateable, The Voice

Canceled: A to Z, About a Boy, Allegiance, Bad Judge, Constantine, Marry Me, One Big Happy, Parenthood, Parks & Recreation, The Slap, State of Affairs

Awaiting Fate: A.D.: The Bible Continues, American Odyssey

2015-2016 Season: New Series Pick-Ups

* Updated May 8, evening

NBC

Dramas

Blindspot - An FBI agent is drawn into a complex conspiracy when a naked amnesiac is found in Times Square covered in fresh tattoos... including his name on her back.

Chicago Med - The newest installment of the Chicago franchise; an emotional thrill ride through the day-to-day chaos of the city's most explosive hospital and the courageous team of doctors who hold it together.

Game of Silence -  A rising attorney on the brink of success could lose his perfectly crafted life when his long-lost childhood friends threaten to expose a dark secret from their violent past.

Heartbreaker - A medical soap that follows the outspoken Alex Panttiere, one of the rare female heart transplant surgeons. Alex brings an innovative eye to treating patients week to week while also balancing the complications of her professional and romantic life.

The Player - In the high stakes world of Las Vegas, a former sniper turned security expert is drawn into a mysterious conspiracy that forces him to complete a series of heroic challenges in order to save innocent lives.

These join the previously ordered dramas Apocalypse, Emerald City, and Shades of Blue (plus Heroes: Reborn, pushed back from the 2014-2015 season).

Comedies

Crowded - Multi-camera comedy which chronicles how things backfire for recent empty-nesters when their children and their parents move back home.

People Are Talking - Multi-camera comedy about a white and a black couple examining sex, race, and everything else your parents told you never to talk about.

Superstore - Single-camera comedy about a group of employees at a big box store which examines love, friendship, and the beauty of everyday moments.

These join the previously ordered comedies Coach and Telenovela.

CBS

Dramas

Code Black - Medical drama set in the busiest and most notorious ER in the nation where the extraordinary staff struggle in the face of a broken system to protect their ideals and the patients who need them most.

Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders - Focuses on a division of the FBI that helps American citizens who find themselves in danger abroad.

Limitless - Based on the 2011 film, the series follows a man as he discovers the power of the mysterious drug NZT and is coerced into using his drug-enhanced abilities to solve cases for the FBI.

Rush Hour - A stoic, by-the-book Hong Kong police officer is assigned to a case in Los Angeles where he's forced to work with a cocky African American LAPD officer who has no interest in a partner.

Supergirl - Small screen take on the DC Comics heroine - Superman's cousin, Kara Zor-El - who decides to embrace her superhuman abilities at age 24 and be the hero she was always meant to be.

Comedies

Angel from Hell - When Amy enters Allison's life and claims to be her guardian angel, they form an unlikely friendship, but Allison can't be sure if Amy is really an angel or just nuts.

Life in Pieces - Single-camera comedy about one family told through the separate stories of its different members. 

The CW

Cordon - When a deadly epidemic breaks out in Atlanta, a large city quarantine is quickly enforced, leaving those stuck on the inside to fight for their lives.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A comedy with musical elements about a girl who impulsively leaves everything she has in Manhattan behind to find love and happiness in California.

Legends of Tomorrow - Spin-off from Arrow and The Flash in which a time-traveler assembles a disparate group of heroes and villains to confront an unstoppable threat to the planet and to time itself.

Fox

Dramas

The Frankenstein Code - A morally corrupt retired cop is given a second chance at life when he is brought back from the dead younger and stronger.

Lucifer - Small screen take on the DC Comics character who is bored and unhappy as the Lord of Hell, so he opens a piano bar in Los Angeles.

Minority Report - Follow up to the 2002 film, set 10 years after the end of Pre-Crime in DC, where one of the three precogs struggles to lead a normal, human life, but remains haunted by visions of the future.

Rosewood - Investigative drama centered around Dr. Beaumont Rosewood, the top private pathologist in all of Miami, the owner of the one of the most sophisticated, state-of-the-art independent labs in the country. 

Comedies

Grandfathered - Single-camera comedy about a charismatic longtime bachelor whose life is upended when he discovers he's a father - and a grandfather. 

The Grinder - Single-camera comedy about a beloved TV lawyer who, when his long-running hit series comes to an end, finds himself at a crossroads in life and decides to move back to his small hometown to take over his family's law firm.

The Guide to Surviving Life - Single-camera comedy that celebrates the mistakes and misadventures we all make during the years after college, before settling down.

ABC

Dramas


The Catch - A thriller centered on a strong, successful fraud investigator who's about to be the victim of fraud by her fiance.

The Family - A thriller following the return of a politician's son who was presumed dead after disappearing over a decade earlier, but suspicions emerge as he is welcomed back into his family.

Of Kings and Prophets - An epic Biblical sage of faith, ambition, and betrayal as told through the eyes of a battle-weary king, a powerful and resentful prophet, and a resourceful young shepherd on a collision course with destiny.

Oil - A young couple moves to "The Bakken" in North Dakota after oil is discovered and are soon pitted against a ruthless tycoon who forces them to put everything on the line, including their marriage.

Quantico - A diverse group of recruits, the brightest and most vetted, arrive at the FBI Quantico Base for training, where one of them is suspected of masterminding the biggest attack on New York City since 9/11.

Wicked City - Anthology series telling stories set throughout history in Los Angeles, with the first season centered on a 1982 murder on the rock and roll, cocaine-infused revelry of the Sunset Strip.

Comedies

Dr. Ken - Multi-camera comedy centered on a brilliant physician with no bedside manner whose good intentions have a way of driving everyone crazy both at work and at home.

The Muppets - Single-camera contemporary documentary-style show that will explore the Muppets' personal lives and relationships, both at home and at work, as well as romances, breakups, achievements, disappointments, wants, and desires.

The Real O'Neals - Single-camera contemporary take on a seemingly perfect Catholic family whose lives take an unexpected turn when surprising truths are revealed.

Uncle Buck - Multi-camera update of the 1989 film about an irresponsible man-child who moves in with his brother's family after being fired from his job and kicked out of his girlfriend's place and becomes the new nanny.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Pilot Review: Happyish

Happyish (Sundays at 9:30 on Showtime; Premieres April 26)

UGH. Wannabe literary types and pseudo-intellectuals are going to cream themselves over This American Life commentator Shalom Auslander's new series Happyish. It's the kind of show that you can just picture patting itself on the back (if TV shows had hands... or backs, for that matter) after every "joke" it makes. You can just picture the writers rooms, full of self-important blowhards mocking the current generation for being on Twitter and Facebook while they discuss (and probably misinterpret) Camus over lunch. It's a frustrating, annoying show with nary a redeeming quality.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Pilot Review: iZombie


iZombie (Tuesdays at 9:00 on The CW)

Have you been craving a fourth season of Veronica Mars? Good news! You got it! Only Veronica is a half-zombie this time around.

I feel like this was the pitch for iZombie, the new series from Veronica Mars mastermind Rob Thomas and former Mars writer Diane Ruggiero-Wright. While the CW show is adapted from a DC Comics storyline (yup, another one, just in case you didn't get your fill with Arrow, The Flash, or Gotham), it has been changed so much to fit into Thomas's oeuvre that it feels like a completely different animal, and not always for the better.

Pilot Review: One Big Happy

One Big Happy (Tuesdays at 9:30 on NBC)

It's a shame when bad shows happen to good people. With such likeable personalities as Elisha Cuthbert and Nick Zano in front of the camera, and everyone's favorite dancing talk show host Ellen Degeneres working behind it, you would think NBC's latest offering would be, at the very least, enjoyable. But One Big Happy can't even manage that.

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Pilot Review: American Crime

American Crime (Thursdays at 10:00 on ABC)

American Crime is often an uncomfortable show to watch. It's unafraid of throwing hard issues in its audience faces, the exact kind of issues we typically try to avoid talking about: race, class, gender, addiction, poverty. It's the kind of show that aims to start a conversation, to put an intelligent, semi-balanced face to abstract but emotional ideas about how society shapes our views of ourselves and everyone around us. It will make you angry; it will make you sad; it will annoy you and piss you off. But it will, undoubtedly, make you feel something.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Pilot Review: CSI: Cyber

CSI: Cyber (Wednesdays at 10:00 on CBS; Premieres March 4)

These long-running CBS franchises that continue to be expanded (both NCIS and CSI have spin-offs this year, and Criminal Minds has had one in the past and another on tap) are not exactly brain food. They don't challenge audiences; they don't make you think. It's why they're so damn popular. People can relax in bed or curled up under an electric blanket and check their e-mail, read a magazine, eat dinner, talk on the phone, or doze off and not really miss anything. And if you do miss something important? Meh, there'll be another episode just like that one on next week, so it's no big deal. But they're just entertaining enough, just the right amount of bland and fun, that they make for great background noise or detached, casual viewing. CSI: Cyber is no exception to this formula.

Monday, March 2, 2015

Pilot Review: Battle Creek

Battle Creek (Sundays at 10:00 on CBS)

Welcome to CBS's newest (well, most recent, considering this pilot was first written over a decade ago) exercise in pointless mediocrity, Battle Creek: a show that blends some wonderful creative talents with a great, quirky cast and yet somehow still ends up feeling like the Dullest Dullard in Dullsville.