Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Pilot Review: Mixology

Mixology (Wednesdays at 9:30 on ABC; Premieres February 26)

Some shows don't even deserve the courtesy of my thinking about it, analyzing it, and/or working out my feelings toward it. Some shows are just so unforgivably bad that little can be said to make them seem somehow redeeming or worthwhile. Some shows are so offensively conceived and written that I don't even want to remember ever watching them. Mixology is one of those shows. So I will give you two options: I will give you many of the reasons why I hated ABC's latest comedic abortion, if you are so inclined to want to know more; otherwise, you may skip ahead to the asterisk (*) for the short version of this review.